Just a few moments ago, the married governor of New York held a press conference to apologize for his alleged ties to a prostitution ring. His teary-eyed wife appeared by his side. The governor did not give a detailed account of his exact sins. However, according to reports being released by The New York Times, it is alleged that Gov. Spitzer was caught on a federal wiretap arranging a liaison with a prostitute. This is ironic, since Eliot Spitzer was himself involved with prosecuting members of prostitution rings during his tenure as attorney general. This brings up all kinds of imagery of: pots, kettles, and blackness- let the conclusion drawing begin.
Governor Spitzer has not yet responded to the questions of whether he will resign due to this moral debacle.
[SIDEBAR: This is the same government official who last month proposed to close the state's budget gap by taxing drug dealers on their stashes of illegal drugs...SMH]
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