On Monday, George Bush approved a law that will create a new cabinet-level position- that of "Copyright Czar."
The Copyright Czar's position will be comparable to copyrights, to what the drug czar is to the war on drugs. The Copyright Czar will be responsible for implementing a plan to stop piracy in America.
There is no word yet on who will be the first person to hold this position. However, the public should be ready to gear up for a "War On Bootlegs & Unauthorized Downloads."